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Friday, January 08, 2010


"At war with al Qaeda"


THE BUCK STOPS WHERE? Yesterday, the president did two things in his latest remarks about the Christmas Day bomb attack. He pulled what we Philadelphians call a Donovan McNabb, beginning by taking full responsibility for another embarrassing failure and then proceeding to shower blame everywhere else. The buck stops with him, he proclaimed, but everybody else screwed up big time. Just so we all know. Then he did a second thing. He carefully and definitively framed what he now concedes is a war on terror:

President Obama Thursday afternoon publicly called for the intelligence community to do better in the wake of the Christmas Day bombing attempt. In the process, he offered a response to critics on the right who have complained that he has not used rhetoric indicating the seriousness of the situation.

"While passions and politics can often obscure the hard work before us, let's be clear about what this moment demands," the president said. "We are at war."

"We are at war against al Qaeda, a far-reaching network of violence and hatred that attacked us on 9/11, that killed nearly 3,000 innocent people, and that is plotting to strike us again," he continued. "And we will do whatever it takes to defeat them."

The president said America has "made progress" in that war, having inflicted "major blows against al Qaeda leaders." He said "we have disrupted plots at home and abroad and saved American lives."

He then reached out to the Muslim world, as he has in the past.

"We know that the vast majority of Muslims reject al Qaeda," he said. "But it is clear that al Qaeda increasingly seeks to recruit individuals without known terrorist affiliations, not just in the Middle East but in Africa and other places, to do their bidding."

He said that is the reason he has directed intelligence officials to develop a new strategy to deal with "lone recruits." And he added that it was also crucial to "communicate clearly to Muslims around the world that al Qaeda offers nothing except a bankrupt vision of misery and death, including the murder of fellow Muslims, while the United States stands with those who seek justice and progress."

America, he said, believes in the aspirations that all people share, such as "to get an education, to work with dignity, to live in peace and security."

"That's the vision that is far more powerful than the hatred of these violent extremists," he said.

We're not at war with an entire sector of fundamentalist Islam that has been sponsored and proliferated throughout the middle east and beyond by Arab kings, Persian and Palestinian despots, powerful muslim clerics, expatriate academics, and numerous front organizations here and abroad which masquerade as peaceful ambassadors of good will. No. We are at war with a single entity called Al Qaida, which deals in some mysteriously nameless brand of hatred that rounds up "lone recruits" for unspecified violent ends. And if this one nefarious organization could be made to go away, that would end all the present foolishness as well as the need for our Nobel Peace Lord to sully his silver tongue with bellicose words. Because as we all know, the rest of us would be perfectly happy if we could just be guaranteed an education, dignified employment, and, you know, peace and security.

I don't know. Maybe he's sincere. Maybe that's how he really looks at it. But I can't help thinking that he's actually doing his best to send al Qaida a tip based on his own lengthy experience as a community organizer. If they could simply change their name, diversify into all manner of activities, some putatively focused on education, dignity, etc, and others, well, never mind, then he, the Ultimate Community Organizer, would be able to ignore them and go back to dismissing all acts of terrorist violence as isolated, meaningless events. I mean, could he be telling them to get smart and go legit, at least on the surface?

It's not like there's no precedent he might have in mind...


Change the damn name, fellas!

Are you listening, bin Laden? Get a reassuring makeover. Get some government grants and a thousand little offices. It makes recruiting far easier to do and far harder to track. If nobody can figure out who you are, what you're doing, or how it all works, then nobody can be blamed. Especially not the remote and austere president of the United States.


It's called the Chicago Way.

Unless that's what the jihadists are already doing and Obama's too dumb-smart to recognize his own M.O.

Or...

But no, that can't be right...





Pumpkinhead speaks...

"Connecting the dawts..."

WHAT'S OLD IS NEW AGAIN
. Oh please. How would the bobble-head doll of alphabet network news respond if 300 Americans had (nearly) died under the watch of a Republican president? As it happens, we know. Back in May of 2004, Koppel presided over a morbid ceremony of reading the names of American servicemen killed in action. It was a purely political exercise for the purpose of undermining U.S. foreign policy, specifically the War in Iraq, that illegal and delusionary engagement which, only now, can we see helped distract the terrorists who want to kill us from focusing their attention on ordinary American citizens. Here's how we reported it at the time:

I watched some but not all of Ted Koppel's memorial on Nightline. My guess is that hardly anybody watched all of it. What was there to learn or feel? At approximately two seconds per name and photo, there was no way to connect with any individual casualty in the list. The show's format deliberately restricted us to only this duad of data -- name and photo, name and photo, name and photo -- as if we were being subjected to a kind of sensory deprivation. I experienced the illusion that the broadcast was actually being transmitted in black and white.

The absence of music in a medium where it is a standard part of the experience reminded me of Failsafe, the 1960s nightmare fable of the Cold War. In that soundtrack-less movie, the nuclear annihilation of New York City is rendered through a sequence of soundless freezing of live action shots. Children playing. Freeze. Pedestrians bustling. Freeze. It's an act of reduction and diminishment. This is it; this is all they are now; it doesn't matter who they really were, what they believed, what they loved; they're just gone. Though Koppel titled his piece The Fallen, the broadcast was not about honoring individual sacrifice. It in no way compared to the newspaper tributes that memorialized the 9/11 dead. Those were about introducing us to people whose lives had value and meaning despite their premature end. The Fallen was not that. It was a featureless droning process of accumulation. It was the broadcast equivalent of the Vietnam Memorial known as The Wall, a bleak rendering of futility.

Connecting the "dawts"? (I just love it when American pseudo-intellectuals put on their Euro-affected accents for the Brit press. Don't you?) Here are two more "dawts" to connect:

Koppel made his whole career out of the Iranian hostage crisis that occurred in the Carter administration.

He wrote the epitaph for that career by journeying to Iran and concluding that Iranians were smarter than Americans who supported Bush.

All this should be ancient history, shouldn't it? Network dinosaurs should go politely extinct like everyone else, right? But all things Carter administration are new again, ain't? Including Ted the Head.

Gawd-help-us.

P.S. I forgot to mention just how much this midget with the gigantic head and even more gigantic ego offends me. It's, like, a lot. I didn't like him even before the 2004 memorial obscenity. Back when I was doing Shuteye Nation (c. 2000), I wrote (and still stand by) this:

Ted Koppule. The sheer size of his head is stupefying. It's so awe-inspiringly huge that no one has ever been able to listen to a word he says. Maybe that's why he always gives the impression that he's talking to himself, for his own amusement, but really really loud. It gives you the feeling that if you could listen to him, he's being kind of wry and witty and cogent, though loud. But it might be that he's just reading the phone book off the teleprompter, really loud. His show is called Nightmine, and did we mention that his head is just shockingly enormous? Oh.

I thought I was doing satire then. Now -- after hearing him read the names of U.S. military casualties as if they were entries in the phonebook -- I'm convinced it was the literal truth of a small small man with an ego 20 times the size of his actual worth. I despise and detest Ted Koppel. If you object, you know where to find me.




Thursday, January 07, 2010


A New Media Beacon

No, not him. The place I swiped this pic from. You'll see.

NOT THAT IT MATTERS... If you think it's been quiet around here because we've been goofing off, think again. We've been out looking for pinpoints of light in the enveloping darkness of this ill-starred new decade. The news itself has degenerated to farce as Obama tries to pretend he cares about protecting Americans from terrorists and the Democratic congress pretends that its process for passing the healthcare bill bears some resemblance to deliberative democracy. Are various voices being insightful or humorous about these ridiculous charades? Yes. But there's a flavor of gallows humor about it all, which is less like light than a chuckle in the dark.

And then there have been the usual dumb distractions, all the more annoying in the context of our dawning awareness that the Obama administration has hurled the nation's security apparatus all the way back to the 1990s and our economic strategy all the way back to the 1930s. So what are hot topics out in op-ed land? Brit Hume's arrogant suggestion that Tiger Woods convert to Christianity. The disgraceful fact that conservatives as a group are badmouthing the only genuine American economic success of the past year, James Cameron's anti-American blockbuster Avatar. The amazing discovery, reported with much less irony than outrage, that winter is still a season of cold and snow and ice. And btw, how dare Rush Limbaugh not die after being rushed to the hospital... and just how drunk was Mariah Carey at that awards banquet? At least she didn't look quite as foolish as JLo in her catsuit or Robert Gibbs stonewalling journalists about his boss's repeated C-SPAN, er, fibs. And so on.

In the dramatic form that used to be called tragedy (back before the term was coopted to be a synonym for anything sad or hurtful), there are two key moments. The first is the climax, which occurs when the tragic hero has committed the action or made the decision that dooms him to destruction. The second is called the catastrophe. It's the moment when the inevitable doom arrives. Everything in between is a kind of waiting, usually filled by playwrights with fine speeches and plot contrivances. But it's really just waiting. Something like the absurdist play Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, in which minor characters from Hamlet are offstage wondering what the hell is going on and, yes, waiting to find out how bad it's going to be.

Quite theatrically, the climax of our own national drama occurred on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Senate passage of the healthcare nightmare and the comedy of errors that was the underwear bomber's mission were both dooming events for President Obama and, unfortunately, for us as well. He cannot fully recover from the first, because he will be equally damned if the bill passes or it doesn't. Until that moment he still had the opportunity to pull the congress and nation back from the brink and, only somewhat humbled, call for a truly bipartisan do-over. But now his 60-vote majority is committed to a man in terms voters cannot mistake, and the senators who did Obama's bidding will be equally damaged by a failure to pass a bill with their filibuster-proof majority or by passage of a bill so recklessly corrupt and destructive they will never live it down. Catastrophe awaits. What specific form it will take we do not know. We can guess all we want, but we're really just twiddling our thumbs.

The same is true of the second climactic moment, which occurred just 24 hours after the first. The pundits and experts and administration spokesmen can jabber all they want to about reviews and reforms and procedures and fixing what's broken in "the system," but the reality is that it's too late. Obama's big gamble that he could end the war on terror by wishing it away, renaming it, making nice to fanatics who hate us, and transferring all the real action to the criminal justice system and a purely defensive homeland security strategy has failed. Utterly. A system as big and complicated and lethargic as this one is cannot be fixed quickly if it can be fixed at all. For eight years its seeming success was an illusion, procured by the aggressive stance of the Bush administration that put our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan to lure Islamic terrorists away from the United States into the sights of the world's greatest military. They took the bait. Now the bait has been self-righteously and sanctimoniously withdrawn. Are they appeased? No. They are emboldened. Catastrophe awaits. Again, what specific form it will take we do not know. We can guess all we want, but we're really just twiddling our thumbs.

And whistling in the dark.

So most of what's going on at the moment, this week, this month, doesn't matter. We're all just Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern idling in the wings.

But. I did find one pinpoint of light. It may be just a flaring match today, but because it is aiming itself toward a much bigger and brighter future, it might eventually acquire some power to affect one of the Iago's who has conspired to lead us into ruin. Andrew Breitbart's new Big Journalism site is here, and I'm happy to report that all of the initial articles are worthwhile reading. Please do read them all and see if you agree with me that it sounds like an army abuilding. God knows, we need one here on the homefront.

That's why that small reedy sound you hear is me, whistling.





Lighten up, IP.

Guaranteed to break the dour mood. (H/t Jonah Goldberg.)

SHEESH. There. A good laugh helps, doesn't it? And some good news that may have escaped your attention in the general dreariness: Think the age of fossil fuels is done? Not hardly.

Chevron came here, an hour-long helicopter ride south of New Orleans, because so many of the places it would rather be -- big, easily tapped oil fields close to shore -- have become off-limits. Western oil companies have been kicked out of much of the Middle East in recent decades, had assets seized in Venezuela and seen much of the U.S. roped off because of environmental regulations. Their access in Iran is limited by sanctions, in Russia by curbs on foreign investment, in Iraq by violence.

So, Chevron and other major oil companies are moving ever farther from shore in search of oil. That quest is paying off as these companies discover unexpectedly large quantities of oil -- oil that only they have the technology and financial muscle to find and produce.

In May, the first wells from Chevron's latest Gulf of Mexico project came online. The wells are now pumping 125,000 barrels of oil a day, making the project one of the gulf's biggest producers. In September, BP PLC announced what could be the biggest discovery in the gulf in years: a field that could hold three billion barrels.

Beyond the Gulf of Mexico, companies have announced big finds off the coasts of Brazil and Ghana, leading some experts to suggest the existence of a massive oil reservoir stretching across the Atlantic from Africa to South America. Production from deepwater projects -- those in water at least 1,000 feet deep -- grew by 67%, or by about 2.3 million barrels a day, between 2005 and 2008, according to PFC Energy, a Washington consulting firm.

The discoveries come as many of the giant oil fields of the past century are beginning to dry up, and as some experts are warning that global oil production could soon reach a peak and begin to decline. The new deepwater fields represent a huge and largely untapped source of oil, which could help ease fears that the world won't be able to meet demand for energy, which is expected to grow rapidly in coming years.

For oil companies, the discoveries mean something more: After a decade of retreat, large Western energy companies are taking back the lead in the quest to find oil. "A lot of people can get the very easy oil," says George Kirkland, Chevron's vice chairman. "There's just not a lot of it left."

Of course the anti-capitalist global warming nuts will try to prevent us from acquiring this new "unobtanium," but remember: when there's enough money to be made, peoples and nations tend to brush aside any scolding kooks standing in the way, if not trample them flat. You know the very best thing about Cameron's 10-ft tall blue meanies? They're not here. We are.

Drill, drill, drill.

Feel at least a little bit better? I do.




Monday, January 04, 2010


2010 Caption Contest


IT'S ALL ALWAYS ABOUT 'O,' ISN'T IT? So many things to talk about. In the, like, new year. All those sheer coincidences, like with the underpants bomber corresponding with exactly the same American-born jihadist who was so understandingly kind to the Fort Hood shooter. And the shutting down of the U.S. Yemen embassy at the same time the Obama administration insists it still intends to return Yemeni prisoners at Gitmo to -- wait for it -- Yemen.  Or the obvious signs of disconnect between the Brits' MI5 and our own intelligence organizations, given Obama's entirely inadvertent newbie repudiation of the "special relationship" with the U.K. Or the lawyering up of the gonad-fried Nigerian who just might know something worth knowing about the who, when, how, and where of the next terrorist attack on America, meaning the, uh, THIRD such attack on our nation since the seven year hiatus coincident with the nastily incompetent Bush administration.

[S'pose we shouldn't mention this old irrelevant IP post:

When Bush leaves office, it will be like the marshal turning in his badge and riding out of Dodge City. It's the worldwide fear of how the United States will react that has kept the global pot simmering just below a boil. Even if they suspect that Bush won't call in airstrikes or a battalion of marines in response to a truly provocative act, they don't know it for sure. And so they hesitate, they think and think again, and then they wait. What are they waiting for? For Bush to be gone. As he will be in January 2009.]

'Course we shouldn't. So we won't.]


Or the awful coincidence that a mere foreign policy blow-up should distract attention from the incredibly compassionate totalitarian healthcare bill everyone hates but the Democratic majority in congress. Or the continuing erosion of scientific evidence for a climate-change-driven takeover of nation-state governments in favor of celebrity do-gooders and western aristo-autocrats who are determined to save us lunkheads from ourselves. Or the deliberately but spiriturally enlightened government-engineered collapse of capitalism, the U.S. job market, the dollar, and American credibility in international negotiations that will effect social justice for all the world's savagely violent barbarians. Why would the have-nots in the global population embarrass the well-intentioned O-Man in such an inconvenient and violent way? Coincidence. Unless it's conspiracy.

Sheesh. What's a poor blogger to do? How do you differentiate coincidence from conspiracy in a first entry after a major holiday during which nobody is paying much attention to anything?

After a break, it's always hard to leap back in with a relevant post that makes readers say, "Oh, they have been on top of absolutely everything even while they were sucking up turkey and stuffing and eggnog." Which is why I'm not inclined to accept the oh-so-moderate view of the perennially moderate Ed Morrissey when he says of the Biden-Obama snap:

I’m sure that all is well between the two, and that this is just a fluke of photography.

He goes on, of course, to initiate his own caption contest. But I'm thinking we can do better than Hotair here. Consider it a chance to let loose your own dudgeon about events of the past year. After you weigh in, we'll ruminate on your input very carefully and then proceed, once again, to talk about what we want to talk about, as usual.

Except that I have, as always, my own caption to propose first:

"Oh?"

Top it if you can.

Happy New Year, everybody.





My Friend, Lloyd Pye


UNDERVERSE. Months ago, I set up two new websites.They were there to deal with the bubbling, churning convictions of InstaPunk readers who loved science fiction above all other forms of art. And scientific debate above all other human disciplines. Faugh. (Hey. It's a hell of a lot easier to think you have something to say than to say something today, tomorrow, and the next day.) I remember that shortly before both sites died from lack of interest, like all things in declining America, they had occasion to attack Lloyd Pye, whom they ceased to attack only because I pronounced him a personal friend of mine. Mind you, they hadn't read anything by Lloyd Pye, had no basis for disrespecting him... it was just that he must be a fucking lunatic because they knew better.

I don't mean to assault my friends. But I do mean to defend my friend. Yes, he appears on TV regularly. On UFO Hunters, Monster Quest, and probably Ghost Whatnots USA. Does he haunt the airways on the old Art Bell radio show out of Las Vegas? Yes. Has he become rich from his research on a weird skull dug out of a desert grave a generation ago? No.

Lloyd Pye is not rich. As smart as he is, he should be. (Here's a nice online book he wrote.Which you can read for free.) But he isn't rich. He's forever grubbing -- and I do mean grubbing -- for money for a fucking DNA test. Why? Obviously because all he wants from life is to be a goddam Marsdhall McLuhan 15-minute star. That's why we have corresponded, duelled, agreed and disagreed, met in person, and exchanged arguments about all manner of subjects for the last five years. Because he's a fake and I'm a seer. Except he didn't call me a seer. He called me a polymath. Probably the only thing he's been seriously wrong about. The older I get, the more I retreat from my youthful conviction that I know everything about everything. I'd let all this go except that my personal email lately turned up the following from Mr. Pye:

A quick update on "MonsterQuest": I spent three days in El Paso filming again, this time with a forensic anthropologist named Susan Myster, a charming lady who feels the Starchild must result from deliberate "manipulation," the term she uses rather than cradleboarding. Surprisingly, she didn't add "hydrocephaly" to the mix, as experts usually do, although she (and no one else) can account for the skull's many other highly unusual characteristics. I'm not complaining, though. She was an absolute sweetheart, and without a skeptic of some kind on the show it could not be aired. I assume you all know by now that this is how the TV game is played when it comes to alternative subjects.
 
Another complaint lodged against me: I get them regularly, as you're coming to know, but when they're something others might be thinking, as is suggested in the letter, it's time to air it out with the list members to see if anyone has anything to add. I try my best to be open and above-board with everything relating to the important work of dealing with the Starchild, so negative opinions like this one need to be addressed, too. The letter is from Ken R., whom I've not heard from before this message. My reply is below his.
 
Mr. Pye,
            I read your book and really enjoyed it; however, one thing is bothering me. How long is this going to go on for? At the end of your book, you claimed that the skull only needed one more DNA test to verify that it isn't human and here we are a couple of years later with still no answers. I also see that you are branching out into other areas (Big Foot, fancy web pages, etc.), and can't help but wonder if you are just trying to make money and a name for yourself. What's the REAL deal with all this that you have going on? P.S. I am a subscriber to your update site but am tempted to remove my name because in my eyes you are losing credibility and I'm sure others are feeling the same. Thank You.
 
Ken:
 
That's a courteous but frank letter of complaint, so I'll give you an equally courteous but frank answer. If you're on my mailing list you should already know the situation. We need about $250,000 for a very special DNA test that can recover the Starchild's entire genome, all 3 billion base pairs. Nothing else will do because we have to be able to announce to the world exactly HOW FAR the Starchild's genome was from a typical human's. That is a 3-4 month process, and because of its extreme importance and sensitivity we will have to film every significant step in the process to prove we did everything correctly.
 
We also have to produce a documentary movie that wraps the back story around the testing process, which will cost another $250,000. So we need fully a half-million dollar investment to make it happen. In the world of movie-making this is complete chicken-feed, but in the world of alternative knowledge, where most of us are not wealthy, it is an enormous amount. You can be sure that no one wants this to be over with more than I do. It's been a monkey on my back for 11 years now, and it feels like an elephant.
 
Also, if you read my book about this ordeal you should be ashamed of accusing me of doing it only to make money. The book makes clear that I had to voluntarily take a "vow of poverty" precisely to avoid giving scientists any ability to suggest my intentions are nefarious. You've never seen any copies of the Starchild skull for sale, or bumper stickers or mugs or posters or Mardi Gras masks or Halloween masks or kids' pajamas or anything else that would have been easy to make good money with, because anything like that would immediately cast doubt on my motives for proving its genetic heritage.
 
I've deliberately stayed poor and in the process went bankrupt in order to do this right. Why? Because I've known from the beginning that everything about the Starchild would be subject to intense scrutiny, and only scrupulous behavior on my part would pass muster with the scientists just waiting to pounce on any little misstep I might make. So far I haven't heard any of them accuse me of the usual offense of "being in it for the money," so it hurts like hell when someone supposedly from my own team, like you, suggests that I am.
 
As for my "fancy" website and my interest in bigfoot, etc., my website will be new but not fancy because I can't afford to hire professional help with it. And my interest in hominoids long preceeds my connection to the Starchild. In fact, my work in that field is why the Starchild came my way. So until you actually know who I am and how I got into the position I'm in, you shouldn't be so quick to criticize or make foolish accusations.
 
The REAL deal you asked about is simple: I'm trying to hang on through the economic downturn, like most people, so I can get on with trying to connect with the deep pocket person, or persons, who will finally lift the Starchild burden off our shoulders and place it on the shoulders of mainstream science, where it has always belonged.

You know... I get tired. Lloyd Pye is an honest man. He's also smart. How many of you would want to go toe to toe with me? When he was wrong he admitted it. When he was right I embraced it. [Bigfoot lives...!]

He was a tailback at Tulane and more than that:

Starchild eBook: www.starchildproject.com
Starchild paperback book: www.amazon.com
Everything You Know Is Wrong: www.iUniverse.com
Mismatch (hi-tech spy thriller): www.iUniverse.com
A Darker Shade of Red (football novel): www.amazon.com

I was only a fencer. And a saber star. And a Chrysler monster. And, of course, InstaPunk.

As always.




Sunday, January 03, 2010


We'll see, won't we?

Funny. I could have sworn there were instant videos of Pelosi being sworn in.

WILLIE.5.6-6.7. Over the holidays I had an old and valued friend explain why he contravened the Churchillian maxim that if you're not liberal when you're young, you have no heart, and if you're not conservative when you're old, you have no brain. He's followed the exact opposite route. For example, he's foursquare behind ObamaCare, based on an agonizing personal experience with impotent healthcare bureaucracy he compares unfavorably to what he's seen in Europe.

I didn't debate the subject with him. He's allowed his views. And I like and respect him. He also knows a lot about politics -- the sheer awfulness and tawdriness of it.

I'm not going to debate him backhandedly here, either, since I held my fire in our phone conversation. What I will do is offer two observations, one micro and one macro, I'd like everyone to think about as we embark on a new year.

Micro. It's impossible not to encounter the ridiculous waste, stupidity, and small-mindedness that characterizes every even fairly large organization in which we work or otherwise participate. Every corporate employee finds himself wishing for a deus ex machina who can descend from on high with clear judgment and a fair view of what is right and what is wrong. My observation? The bigger the organization, the less likely that clear judgment will ever occur. The greater the size, scope, and scale of the intervening authority, the more waste and absurdity we are likely to see. Truth is, all the ugly wasted effort we all encounter in the private sector is a marvel of efficiency compared to what government does. Inefficiency in the private sector is dealt with by financial death. Frequently ugly, to be sure, but sure. In the government sector it's dealt with by increasing the budget.

Macro. The people in charge, despite the Obama gloss, are still the Baby Boomers. And guess what? They've spent their whole lives looking for easy answers and now they're, well, exhausted. In every possible way. They've explored every nook and cranny of existence and they just don't believe in people anymore, because the people they know best are, TA DA, Baby Boomers. Who don't believe in anything. Because they've believed in everything you can possibly imagine except themselves. Who they always knew were never any damn good.

I'm not dissing my friend. I feel it myself.

What you're fighting as you try to save our nation. Fight well. And fight hard. We're the worst of all possible enemies. Better educated than you and completely filled with darkness.
 




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