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Friday, September 01, 2006


For Monica


And if that's not enough, there's also this.





Thursday, August 31, 2006


Report from Kosovo


PSAYINGS.5A.30. The war for world peace isn't confined to Iraq, Afghanistan, and Lebanon. Troops are still giving their all for Kosovo as well. Take a moment to sit back and appreciate their sacrifice and their excellent harmony.





Wednesday, August 30, 2006


Control


A FRIENDLY, SHARP-FANGED UNCLEAUNTIE.. From the TV promos, we'd already gathered that CBS is shooting Katie Couric with a lens covered by about a pound of vaseline, but Drudge offered up a new, er, wrinkle today:

August 30, 2006 -- Talk about a miracle diet - Katie Couric has become the Incredible Shrinking Anchorwoman.

Thanks to a computer "slight" of hand, the Tiffany network has made the new face of "CBS Evening News" instantly drop about 20 pounds.

In a picture widely distributed to the media last month, a normal-looking Couric wore a frumpy light gray suit and her trademark smile.

But thanks to Photoshop, the popular editing software, the same photo, printed in a CBS magazine, shows her looking much, much thinner - and her suit has become a few shades darker....

It was later widely distributed by CBS as an official photo of its new $15 million-a-year anchor- woman.

Honestly, it doesn't matter to us. We aren't going to be watching the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric. We're not even going to make any jokes about fauxtography, which seems to be all the rage in the MSM. No, all we want is to see what happens to viewers when they observe this special graphic for a minute solid.



Send us a description of your symptoms, but not your doctor's bills.




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